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Funny minions Quote Top 40+ Short Funny Words with funny sayings “sometimes Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

Best funny quotes about life lessons and funny images with quotes “Having a rough morning? Feel your heart. That’s your purpose of being alive.’

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“1. The night has fallen, the day has done. The moon has taken the place of the sun. Close your eyes and snuggle up tight, angels will watch over you tonight..”

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“2. I’m alive! that’s about as much as you can expect from me today!”

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“3. Screw the padded room give me a trampoline floor with bubble wrapped walls and velcro ceiling”

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“4. Remember: Just because you went to college doesn’t make you smarter than anyone else… Common sense doesn’t come with a degree.”

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“5. Nope, can’t go to hell satan still has that restraining order against me!!!”

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“6. The harsh truth is that nothing lasts forever, so when you have it, enjoy it, appreciate it. Don’t take it for granted.”

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“7. Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don’t you worry I’ll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!”

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“8. Warning: My mouth is a bit like a magician’s hat… You just never know what’s gonna come out of it.”

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“9. The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

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“10. Having a rough day? Place your hand over your heart. Feel that? that’s called purpose. You’re alive for a reason. Don’t give up.”

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“11. Lost your pen = no pen No pen = no notes No notes = no study No study = fail Fail = no diploma No diploma = no work No work = no money No money = no food No food = skinny Skinny = ugly Ugly = no love No love = no marriage No marriage = no children No children = alone Alone = depression Depression = sickness Sickness = death Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die.”

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“12. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.”

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“13. Sometimes being silly… with a friend is the best therapy!”

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“14. I love how coffee fixes everything. Tired? drink some coffee, headache? drink coffee, cold? drink coffee, someone makes you angry? bust them in the head with the cup!”

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“15. I fart because it is the only gas I can afford!!”

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“16. Love is not finding someone to live with. it’s finding someone you can’t live without.”

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“17. Please be patient. Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.”

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“18. I am so glad I was young and stupid long before there were camera phones.”

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“19. When a woman says”what?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.”

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“20. My kid is just as weird and twisted as I am. I’m not sure if I should be proud or scared.”

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“21. If I manage to survive the rest of the week, I would like my straight jacket in hot pink & my helmet to sparkle.”

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“22. Some days I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around!!!”

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“23. My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: “At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!” I got detention after asking which end.”

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“24. Don’t give up on your dreams keep sleeping”

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“25. Apparently, I have an attitude. Who knew!”

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“26. To all those people that make me laugh and smile: I couldn’t live without you.”

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“27. Sometimes the girl who’s always been there for everyone else needs someone to be there for her.”

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“28. Do you not love me? it is not serious!! You have the right to have some shit”

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“29. All my life I thought the air was free… Until I bought a bag of chips.”

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“30. Did you know there’s an app on your phone that makes you look ugly? It’s called “Camera”.”

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“31. “I just watched my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: Dogs are easily entertained”… Then I realized, “I was just watching my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes.”

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“32. I know the voices in my head aren’t real… But sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!”

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“33. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.”

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“34. Do you ever just wake up and say ‘Nope’ … and roll over and go back to sleep again..”

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“35. Have you ever felt like you did everything right and it still all went wrong.”

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“36. God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world… Then he made the world around and laughed and laughed…”

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“37. A woman’s anger is like a check engine light. There is no way to figure out why it came on. Just ignore it and hope it goes away.”

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“38. A best friend’s someone who when you show up at their door with a dead body they say nothing, grab a shovel and follow you.”

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“39. Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.”

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“40. Happy birthday!”

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