Top 40 Funniest Inspirational Quotes & Best Funny Memes Images “Looking for funny inspirational quotes about life? If you can be inspirational and hilarious at the same time, you’re really on to something. Here are our favorite motivational quotes about life, work and becoming successful.
Here are some funny and inspirational quotes to bring a smile to your face:
“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking, and don’t settle for boring.”
“Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.”
“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”
“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.”
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.”
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
Here are some funny takes on inspirational quotes:
“Follow your dreams. Except that one where you can fly. That never ends well.”
“Believe in yourself. Because the rest of us think you’re a little crazy.”
“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. So, be fashionably late.”
“Do more things that make you forget to check your phone. Like sleeping.”
“If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.”
“Don’t count the days; make the days count, especially the ones with pizza and Netflix.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s on the lesson plan.”
“Success is like being pregnant, everyone congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you got screwed.”
“When nothing goes right, go left. Because left is the direction of the snacks.”
“The best way to predict the future is to create it. But first, let me check my horoscope.”