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50 Funny Quotes and Sayings Life Love Happiness

Sharing funny quotes with friends is a sure way to brighten both of your days, so here are the 50 best, funniest quotes to show off your sense of humor and make 50 funny quotes and sayings Life Love Happiness “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” –Elbert Hubbard

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“1. And who wants a fake when you can have the original? #bereal”

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“2. Short funny quotes about life – Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.”

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“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
—Ellen DeGeneres

“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”
—Anonymous

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
—Michael Scott (Steve Carrell), The Office

“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
—Anonymous

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
—Rodney Dangerfield

“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
—Les Dawson

“There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.”
—Surgeon (Graham Chapman), Monty Python’s Flying Circus

“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”
—Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld

“3. I try not to worry too much. Not because nothing matters, but because everything does.”

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“4. I hate that moment when you’re tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like just kidding..”

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funny quotes and sayings Life Love Happiness #minions

“5. Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to help you grow.”

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funny quotes and sayings Life Love Happiness #choice

“6. Short funny quotes about life – The less you respond to negative people, the more peaceful your life will become.”

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“7. Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst.”

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“8. Every exit is an entry somewhere else”

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“9. I think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks, and scars are the coolest thing ever. You started with almost a blank canvas. Look at you now. All this evidence that you’ve lived”

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funny quotes and sayings Life Love Happiness #tattoos

“10. Hate no one, no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Live humbly, no matter how wealthy you become. Think positively, no matter how hard life is. Give much, even if you’ve been given little. Forgive all, especially yourself. And never stop praying for the best for everyone. Type yes’ if you agree. Life learned feelings”

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“11. Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.”

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“12. Dance like one is watching. Because they’re not. They’re checking their phones.”

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“13. To acquire true self power you have to feel beneath no one. Be immune to criticism and be fearless.”

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“14. Sometimes I wish I was a bird… So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.”

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“15. When I was a kid, I wanted to be older… This shit is not what I expected.”

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“16. Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation.”

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“17. People who repeatedly attack your confidence and self-esteem are quite aware of your potential, even if you are not.”

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funny quotes and sayings Life Love Happiness #confidence

“18. In life you will meet two kinds of people. Ones who build you up, and ones who tear you down. But in the end, you will thank them both.”

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funny quotes and sayings Life Love Happiness #people life

“19. Sometimes, you have to get knocked down lower than you have ever been to stand back up taller than you ever were.”

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funny quotes and sayings Life Love Happiness #life

“20. Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.”

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“21. Quiet! You don’t have enough lobbyists to matter”

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“22. You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake.”

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“23. Revenge is not in my plans. You’ll fuck yourself on your own.”

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“24. Get your happy on!”

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“25. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”

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“26. Be who you needed when you were younger.”

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“27. Sometimes, people aren’t ignoring you. They’re busy with their lives and the only way to stop feeling ignored is to get busy with yours.”

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“28. You have to be odd to be number one. – Dr. Suuss”

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“29. A strong woman looks a challenge dead in the eye and gives it a wink.”

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“30. Learn to appreciate what you have before time makes you appreciate what you had.”

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“31. I am thankful for all those difficult people in my life, they have shown me exactly who I do not want to be”

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“32. Life is about the journey as long as the kids are quiet in the backseat”

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“33. The tiger and the lion may be more powerful… …but the wolf does not perform in the circus.”

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“34. This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.”

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“35. I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.”

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“36. We mature with the damage, not with the years.”

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“37. When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat too?”

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“38. Sometimes you need to talk to a three year old so you can understand life again.”

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“39. Never apologize for saying what you feel. That’s like saying sorry for being real.”

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