34 Funny Quotes Sarcasm Laughing So Hard

“22. My therapist told me: the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake I feel better already.”

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“23. I swear some people must have been conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.”

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“24. Keep it up, and you will be a strange smell in the attic.”

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“25. I was dropped on my head as a baby.But you,my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall.”

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Best Sarcastic Quotes

“26. Welcome to the dark side, where all the fun stuff happens.”

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“27. ‘Dammit I’m mad’ is ‘Dammit I’m mad’ spelled backwards.”

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“28. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or won’t text me back.”

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