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30 Short Funny Words And Funny Quotes Of The Day

“11. I can’t dance to save my life but when I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.”

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“12. Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.”

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“13. I haven’t eaten in an hour that’s 7 dog hours.”

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“14. Dear dreams, stop ending right when I get to the best part!!!.”

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“15. Sometimes, I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it.”

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“16. I’m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I’m confident it has rabies.”

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“17. I caught my mom’s dog playing in her curtains and thought it would make a cute picture. The result was nightmare fuel…”

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“18. Raise your hand If you think the karma bus it moving too slow.”

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“19. When a woman says “What?” it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.”

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“20. When my arms can’t reach people who are close to my heart…. I always hug them with my prayers.”

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