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30 Short Funny Words And Funny Quotes Of The Day

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30 Short Funny Words And Funny Quotes Of The Day

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“1. I’ve found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.”

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“2. There’s only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don’t want two of you around.”

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“3. If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably mom.”

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“4. Shhhhhhh!! Trust me, you don’t want to wake the cat. She’s crazy!.”

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“5. Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize… maybe I am.”

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“6. A true friend is someone who hates all the same assholes you do!.”

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“7. If mama aint happy, ain’t nobody happy… if grandma ain’t happy… Run!.”

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“8. I never said I hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference.”

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“9. OMG wrong person! Cancel! Cancel! Cancel message sent ok kill me now. Hit like if this has happened to you!.”

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“10. Why do we feel safe under blankets? Its’s not like a murderer will come in thinking, “I’m gonna kill-ahh damn! She’s under a blanket…””

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