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100 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words

#31. A doctor and engineer loved the same girl doctor used to give her a rose daily engineer used to give the girl an apple girl got confused asked there is a meaning of giving a rose. Why are you giving apple? Because #An apple a day keeps the doctor away”

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#32. What if I told you it doesn’t matter who is first in line”

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#33. If only it really worked like that…”

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#34. Hello again, Tommy dying are wet an epi-pen won’t save you this time… though I did bring peanuts oh my god, he’s drowning! Are you alright? Uh-huh, I’m good glad you’re okay! Dammit, Tommy!”

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#35. 10 of the funniest yearbook quotes by twins”

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#36. My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.”

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#37. I had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something I just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado”

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#38. Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And if they do why don’t you let them?”

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#39. Hide & Seek!!! A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he asked, #Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two military police officer ran up and asked, #Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The run replied #He went that way.” After the military police officers ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough sister. You see, I don’t want to go to war to Iraq. The run said #I understand completely.” The soldier added, #I hope I’m not rude, but”

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