28 Funny Love Quote and Sayings

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Funny Love Quotes and Sayings

Romantic comedies and humorous love stories, people with a great sense of humor have always long shared their views on marriage and partnership. Funny love quotes reflect on a partnership’s funny side from falling in love with competing partners in a partnership. Light-hearted comments concerning life and friendship. Here are beautiful love quotes explaining such hilarious circumstances. Most of these adorable funny one line quotes are from movies and tv shows and are great for sharing with him/her. We had such a nice time collecting these quotations and hope you enjoy them.

Funny Love Quote

“Love is sharing your popcorn.”
Charles Schultz

Funny Love Quote

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
Groucho Marx

Funny Love Quote and Sayings

“Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.”
Fran Lebowitz

Cute Funny Love Quotes for Him and Her

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
Henry Youngman

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“I love you and it’s getting worse”
Joseph E. Morris

Funny Love Quote getting

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
Bob Hope

“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
Woody Allen

“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”
Judith Viorst

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
Erich Segal

“If she happens to fall, I’ll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterward.”
J.A. Redmerski

“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
Woody Allen

“I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.”
Jack Benny

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
Lily Tomlin

“If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.”
Chelsea Peretti

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.”
Andy Warhol

“I had a dream that I still loved you. I think I woke up screaming.”

“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”
Carroll Bryant

“Loss for words? Give that person a hug. It’s worth a thousand and more. Plus, it’s free.”

“If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.”
Katherine Mansfield

“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.”
Ray Romano

“Love with old men is as the sun upon the snow, it dazzles more than it warms.”
J. P. Senn

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“Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.”

“If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.”
Miles Davis

“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.”
George Burns

“Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it.”
Helen Rowland

“In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit or getting parked in the wrong place.”

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